Remember to bring a pen

The fans will quite literally be everywhere now, whether you like it or not. Now, chances are good you're going to like it just fine -- but in the event that you want a few seconds of uninterrupted privacy, do what all the best celebs do: wear large sunglasses. Are there sunglasses large enough to cover my nose? I could use some. I don't know where my "fans" are but they've been giving me "uninterrupted privacy" all weekend as I laid in bed recovering from an evil cold. I have a nice red, raw area under my nose and haven't gotten dressed since Friday.

Perhaps they'll be waiting for me tomorrow when I reemerge into the world. Now, where are my sunglasses?

No Money

Send a gift or note of thanks to someone who made a difference in your life to show your appreciation for their efforts. Wear green to attract a surprise gift of money or a lucky break under the karmic Aquarius Moon.

Ok, I went through my entire closet this morning - why don't I own more green clothes? It's my favorite color! Finally found a green shirt to wear but, alas, no money or lucky break. I did send a note to someone. I really hate it when horoscopes promise money and don't deliver. But what's my recourse? I guess I could stop believing but I'm sure I'd be easily replaced.

Vague Vague Vague

You don't have to live a double life just because your sign is symbolized by two fish. Your interests are so varied that others may have a hard time keeping up with you. No matter what you appear to be doing, your real focus now should be on your inner world as you explore uncharted areas of your imagination.

What exactly is this supposed to mean? When I read this I think it applies to anyone and everyone. My interests are incredibly varied .... I'm working in PR, writing a book, and had lunch with someone today to talk about an interactive play I'd like to produce. I think everyone is like me. But are there some incredibly focused people out there whose interests and ideas aren't all over the map? Please tell me!

Maybe I'm looking for confirmation that horoscopes might be a little bit accurate by looking for people who aren't scattered like I am. And am I the only one who thinks everyone else thinks like they do?

New information

You'll learn new information that alters your perception of a loss or detour, and feel thankful for prayers that have gone unanswered over the past six months. Now that you realize the true nature of what has been developing behind the scenes, you'll be in a better position to make long-term choices.

I guess I did get some new information today. When I got home there was an email waiting from MetroParent that they'd like to use an essay I submitted. When I told Elliot he said "You should have been doing this all along!" Well, sure, but ..... there's no use trying to explain that you can't put your work out there until you are ready.

I don't know what long-term choices I am supposed to be making. I really don't feel capable of making any choices after spending 3 1/2 days wrangling figure skaters and their parents. Maybe my long-term choice is to stop saying yes when people ask me to take volunteer positions.