Charm school 2

You have charm to spare, but don't waste it. Expand your social horizons.

How can I waste it if I have enough to spare? And we'll just see if I'm charming today. I was up for 3 hours in the middle of the night waiting for back meds to kick in and am feeling exhausted and less than charming right now.

I have no social plans for today, but if any come up I am taking them. Yes, Universe, I am giving you another chance after yesterday's failure.

Social horizons were NOT expanded. On the other hand, I didn't waste any charm.

Messages in random places 0

You are open to signs of the universe and you’ll find them in the most random places. The messages are the same: Take a chance!

I hope I will be told exactly WHAT I am to take a chance on.

But you're right, Universe, I am open to signs. Bring 'em on! Hope I go to the right random places today. That would be horrible if my message was waiting for me in a barbershop or train station or some place I have no intention of going today.

Oh! And I hope it gets delivered by someone cute!

I did not get ANY 'take a chance' messages ANYWHERE yesterday! I was on the lookout too. This is so disappointing. I'd LOVE to take a chance on something. Anything.

Universe, you disappoint.

Working it 7

The Leo Moon will help you catch up on your housework today, which will alleviate that nagging feeling of disorder and chaos that has been hounding you. Wear or carry an onyx stone to stabilize your movements and generate a feeling of security no matter what outer circumstances look like.

How, exactly, did the Leo Moon help me catch up on my housework today? I seem to recall being the only one pushing the vacuum around. If you want the credit, LM, you have to actually pitch in, not just predict I'm going to do housework.

And I did wear onyx earrings today....freaky. I guess I felt secure, though I'm not sure the earrings had anything to do with it. I wore them to a film business event which was very crowded and little confusing. I met quite a few people, but it was hard to tell who actually had something to offer. You can't tell by appearances. The guy in the Miami Vice jacket may very well have a lucrative business but he certainly wasn't someone that I was going to approach. And the guy in the suit turned out to be an aspiring actor with fewer credits than I have.

Gee, Leo Moon, instead of "helping" me with the dusting you could have helped me meet someone who actually wanted to hire me today.

April Fool's Day from my horoscope

Mistakes often pave the way for one remarkable accomplish­ment. Keep this in mind as you venture out.

I'm not venturing out anywhere until I know what today is! Is today Mistake Day or One Remarkable Accomplishment Day?