Guess again 3

Avoid making any major purchases and put on a pair of your comfiest jeans. Who are you trying to impress? It's the right day to spend time with people who...

who.... who WHAT? Seriously, do not leave me hanging like this. I even wore sweat pants most of the day instead of real pants or even jeans, and the only major purchase I made was socks and I didn't try to impress anyone, I swear! So why are you just trailing off like that?

It's the right day to spend time with people who... wear hats, like monkeys, know how to milk a goat? What? Should I be spending time with people who like Family Guy, who went to Harvard, who have tattoos?

Would someone please help me out here?