They're not perfect, but they're mine 1

A loved one will bring good news your way so you can all celebrate together under the generous Taurus Moon. (Kajama.com)

Yoohoo........Loved One. I'm waiting here with a bottle of champagne and some yummy yummy cupcakes for the good news so we can all celebrate! It's getting late, though, and if you take too long those cupcakes will just lie there like lumps in our stomachs when we go to bed tonight and, well, tomorrow IS a workday so if we're going to have champagne we probably won't want to drink too late.

Not coming? Fine.

All I really got from my loved ones today was a sick kid and a bedroom that smells like toothpaste and fart.