Horoscopes for slackers 10

You could face and overcome your opposition, but it would take an awful lot of energy. It's probable that this battle is not important in the larger scheme of things.

I really wish I'd had some opposition to overcome today because it's not often that the Universe wants me to take the lazy way out. Today was opposition-free. Though maybe sleeping in was my inherent signal of non-combat to whatever force was going to confront me today. Maybe I scared away my opposition by not even bothering to show up right away.

Ha! Take that. I'll sleep you to death!

I know you are but what am I? 0

You sharpen your skills as your engage in battle with the enemy. But wait -- the relationship is changing before your eyes. Who you thought was your enemy is really your ally.

OK, who over the age of 9 has an "enemy"? And who am I battling? I don't recall any combat today, there wasn't even a scuffle with the teenage boy who walked backwards out of the grocery store right into Son and I.

I can't think of anyone I dislike enough to fight with. Oh, I can think of people I dislike, but I don't feel strongly enough about them to argue, let alone fight. The strongest feeling I have about anyone I've ever disliked is pity. At the end of the day they have to go home and live with themselves.

And that 'scope sounds like something from a bad movie. I'm picturing someone doing battle with their Enemy. They are fighting Ninja-style, and as they punch and kick and gouge each other the Enemy starts morphing into their best friend and they fall into each other's arms sobbing. In my mind this movie is starring Jean Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal, I have no idea why.

Why is my horoscope for today a bad movie plot? Now I'm wishing I hadn't just ripped the little Pisces paragraph out of the paper; I'd love to check out the rest of the 'scopes and see if anyone got an Oscar-winning plot line. It was probably Libra. They get everything.