I NEVER look at my horoscope the night before but.....
Thursday: Surprise money could arrive on your doorstep and ease your financial worries under today's Leo moon.
Thursday:
11:15 - Nothing on the doorstep
12:30 - Nothing on the doorstep
3:30 - Nothing on the doorstep
6:00 - Nothing on the doorstep
Pleh.
MONDAY
Take one giant step now in any direction. You'll end up on Park Place with tons of money tucked under your side of the board.
Was too tired to get to this last night and am now panicked that I didn't take a giant step in any direction. Does that mean I don't get the money?
And what exactly is a "giant step?" How on earth am I supposed to know what I should be doing?
A financial woe may force you to tighten your belt over the next few weeks, but it will be the only way to regain your footing. Place a malachite or jade stone under your pillow to encourage more money to come your way.
Nooooooo! I thought I was finally getting the financial situation under control. WHAT is this about? I don't think I CAN tighten my belt any more, it has practically been cutting off my circulation.
I am seriously considering putting my jade ring under my pillow tonight. I know...it sounds ridiculous. But if you were told how to encourage money to come your way and it involved putting something under your pillow that you actually own...you'd do it right? I mean....it's not too stupid, is it?
And what is malachite? Because if I have some of that it's going under the pillow too. Heck, I'm just going to put my whole jewelry box under there tonight.
A gift of money will add more balance and stability to your finances under the Taurus Moon.
Of course it would. Unfortunately I checked 6 different horoscopes for Pisces today and not one of them had advice on how to get someone to give me a gift of money.
Unless I'm supposed to give a gift of money. Though I don't see how that will add balance and stability to my finances. Still, I have plans to do it anyway. And I did get a call for a potential gig this weekend.
Interesting.
The money you'll need for an unexpected expense will just happen to be in your hands at the exact moment you need it, thanks to the benevolent Libra Moon.
Oh Libra Moon, why are you being so stingy with me? What did I ever do to you? Did you give the rest of the Pisces the money they needed and ran out before you got to me? "Oh, Stacey won't mind. I'll just send her an incredibly low-paying writing gig and that should keep her happy."
Listen, Moon, I'm already a martyr in my house, I don't need to be the martyr for an entire astrological sign as well. Let someone else do it for a while.
And if the check just got held up in the mail, I apologize for over-reacting.
Green gemstones like emeralds or jade will draw money to you in surprising ways, so wear or carry some today.
Wore my jade ring all day yesterday and if money was drawn to me in surprising ways it was so surprising that I didn't even recognize it. No checks in the mail, no job offers, no agents begging for my book.
Money has been an issue lately, too. Husband has been struggling with a job decision and said that it would be easier if I were working. I am working, just not making a lot of money at it right now. And it's the wrong time to start looking for a job because all summer I spend my time driving the children from skating to swimming to golf.
I need more freelance work. I'm trying to think positively and not desperately, but I feel like the Universe recognizes me for the overly-made-up-low-cut-top-wearing-desperate-not-to-go-home-alone job seeker that I am.
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