Oh, I'm branching out 10

Branch out socially, especially with people different from your other friends. It is beneficial to form relationships within realms you know little about.

All right, Horoscope, you wanted me to branch out so today I became a swimsuit model. (Not that I really think I could be a swimsuit model. I'm the Before AND the After. Supposedly these swimsuits can perform miracles. We'll see).

This is definitely a realm I know little about. However, if you show up tomorrow with a "keep all your clothes on" type of message just know that you are the one who pushed me into this.

Horoscopes for slackers 10

You could face and overcome your opposition, but it would take an awful lot of energy. It's probable that this battle is not important in the larger scheme of things.

I really wish I'd had some opposition to overcome today because it's not often that the Universe wants me to take the lazy way out. Today was opposition-free. Though maybe sleeping in was my inherent signal of non-combat to whatever force was going to confront me today. Maybe I scared away my opposition by not even bothering to show up right away.

Ha! Take that. I'll sleep you to death!

Where's he going?

Today there are two - TWO! - emails in my inbox from Astrology.com with the re: Win Him Back!

What do they know that I don't know?

No thank you 1

Your whimsical mood will inspire once-in-a-lifetime occurrenc­es. By the time you go to sleep, you will have been through an array of emotions.

Really? Because I have a lot to do today and I don't really have the time to run through a gamut of emotions. If the once-in-a-lifetime occurrences are good, I'll gladly accept them, but I'm a little too tired and have too much to do to deal with any big bad stuff.

Consider yourself warned.

No once-in-a-lifetime experiences yesterday. No array of emotions either. Sorry, Horoscope, you were waaaaaaaaay off.