Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Nothing on the doorstep 0

I NEVER look at my horoscope the night before but.....

Thursday: Surprise money could arrive on your doorstep and ease your financial worries under today's Leo moon.

Thursday:

11:15 - Nothing on the doorstep

12:30 - Nothing on the doorstep

3:30 - Nothing on the doorstep

6:00 - Nothing on the doorstep

Pleh.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The time is now!

You'll strike upon an idea too exciting not to act on immediately.

Hooray! I'm hoping it happens soon because the only ideas I've had so far today are

Go Back to Bed
Fill out School Paperwork
Clean the House
Go to the Pool

And, while Go to the Pool isn't bad, I've already had that idea (and acted on it) several times this summer and I wouldn't exactly describe it as "exciting."

Friday, August 14, 2009

NOW I get it 8

Making other people feel important is an art and an attitude you continue to cultivate.

WTF? Why isn't anyone trying to make ME feel important? Why am I always the one doing the sucking up? Why can't I, for once, be the one that every one else is trying to impress?

You'll be paid handsomely for this skill.

Oh. Ok.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Get paid to sleep! 2

You tarot card is the Seeker, which can illuminate new opportunities that have been right under your nose, so look closely to see what you've been missing.

Great. More work. Because I'm really not doing enough. Learning two new TV jobs, and being a Stage Mom, and a freelance writer are just not enough to keep a girl busy, I guess. So, tarot, what the hell am I missing? You may just have to spell it out for me. I've got a headache and too much to do and my brain won't stop running so I can't even fall asleep but if there's ONE MORE THING I should throw on my plate just SPEAK UP and stop with the silly games and trying to make me search it out.

How about this? I've been missing the opportunity to get paid for napping. I take checks and Paypal.