Red -10

Wear red to shed any nagging physical ailments that are slowing your movement.

Oh, Horoscope, you are in SO MUCH trouble today!!!!! Because I wore your stupid red today. When I got dressed I remembered "Oh, Horoscope wants me to wear red today!" so I put on a red shirt and guess what I got in the mail from RED Cross today?

What's that?

You want me to tell you?

Fine.

The RED Cross sent me a letter telling me I can't donate blood anymore because I tested positive for some virus in my blood (not THAT virus, btw) and that they may or may not have tested it again and it may or may not have been negative on the second test.

WTF?

Red Cross, you are on my list as well.