Seriously?

Share what you learn with those who can appreciate your quirky musings. You make life fun for these people.

Quirky musings is all I've got, Horoscope, but they're not paying the bills. Unless you can think of a way I can support myself by providing approximately three people with a mild chuckle on a somewhat daily basis I don't really need your obvious observations.

Thanks for trying, though, I have some lovely parting gifts for you.