Seriously?

Share what you learn with those who can appreciate your quirky musings. You make life fun for these people.

Quirky musings is all I've got, Horoscope, but they're not paying the bills. Unless you can think of a way I can support myself by providing approximately three people with a mild chuckle on a somewhat daily basis I don't really need your obvious observations.

Thanks for trying, though, I have some lovely parting gifts for you.

Red -10

Wear red to shed any nagging physical ailments that are slowing your movement.

Oh, Horoscope, you are in SO MUCH trouble today!!!!! Because I wore your stupid red today. When I got dressed I remembered "Oh, Horoscope wants me to wear red today!" so I put on a red shirt and guess what I got in the mail from RED Cross today?

What's that?

You want me to tell you?

Fine.

The RED Cross sent me a letter telling me I can't donate blood anymore because I tested positive for some virus in my blood (not THAT virus, btw) and that they may or may not have tested it again and it may or may not have been negative on the second test.

WTF?

Red Cross, you are on my list as well.

Back to the future 7

Some say the future isn't here yet, but you're not so sure. You have a fantasy version of tomorrow in your head that you play and repeat. This feels real and current.

It may feel real and current but it kinda sounds delusional. Doesn't it? Sure I have a "fantasy" version of tomorrow playing in my head, but tomorrow never comes....does it?

I'm asking a lot of questions tonight. Aren't I?

Ha!

Hopefully the message will be "go back to bed" 5

Your dreams will carry powerful messages under tonight's Scorpio Moon.

While this sounds good, I know myself. First, I'll keep waking up all night to see what I can remember from any dream I may have had and I'll end up getting a crappy night's sleep. Second, I'll wake up tomorrow morning exhausted and I'll remember bits and pieces of the freaky dreams I had and I won't be able to understand them, let alone try and discern some kind of message, and I'll feel dejected and depressed.

There's just so much to look forward to.


As I predicted.... I did wake up a few times, though not as many as usual (thank you Ambien!) and I can't remember all of my dreams but I do remember an old boyfriend posting an apology on my Facebook page for underestimating me.

So, what's the message? I had bad taste in men? Heard that one before. (Present husband excluded, of course).