Wednesday, May 27, 2009

All work and no play

Play is essential to your wellness. Add variety to your playtime to stimulate your mind and thrill your senses.

Come on! I was all set to work all day, there is so much I need to finish, and now you want me to stimulate my mind and thrill my senses!?!?

I think my senses would be more thrilled if my house was clean. I really do. How about showing up with this on a WEEKEND, Horoscope?

Monday, May 25, 2009

Conflicting Tarot

Your tarot card, the Magician, will instill an aura of charm around you, which enables you to get your ideas across to others with ease.

Interesting. Because according to All Things Facebook my tarot card is....

The High Priestess, the mysterious one and counterpart to the Magician. She symbolizes all that we are unable to perceive or comprehend, as she travels in dimensions that we can only imagine exist.

So, am I Magician or High Priestess? Am I charmed? Am I getting my ideas across or am I mysterious and difficult to comprehend? And how the hell can I draw the two opposite tarot cards on the same day?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Get busy

You have work to do, and there’s no time to spare. To stay the course, you might have to turn off your In­ternet access or not answer the phone.

But, but.....the Internet IS my work!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Fool.

Your tarot card for this week is the Fool, which will herald the end of one cycle and the beginning of a brand new one due to kick off on Wednesday.

Fool does not sound promising. However, I do have a Very Important Meeting on Wednesday. Let's hope the cycle that's ending is a bad one and the one that is beginning is a good one.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

When you're right you're right 1

The words “You were right” are lovely music to your ears. Oh, how difficult it is not to be smug!

Can't WAIT to see what I am right about today!!

I don't feel smug at all. Husband sick all day, temperature still 102. What am I right about? That he's whiny when he's sick? THAT is hardly news.

Oh, and I waited TWO HOURS this morning to sign Son up for golf lessons that he doesn't even want to take this summer. Not feeling particularly victorious today, Horoscope. Thanks for the try, though.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

My next move is....2

If you do a little internet research tonight, you'll get a clear picture of your options, and from there, it will be easy to determine your next move.

Exactly what options am I supposed to be researching?! Horoscope, this is one of those times when you are clearly not providing enough information. Which of my many two-steps-forward-three-steps-back careers am I supposed to be digging up more info on tonight? I'm exhausted from all the research and the trying and the working and the worrying. How about you just send me a big fat check (thanks the little fat one, btw, I am grateful) and we'll call it good?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Planned spontaneity 2

Make a spontaneous call to a loved one to see how they're doing this evening.

I actually picked up the phone but it's not spontaneous now, is it? Now, it's deliberate. Now it's like I'm just checking in on someone so I have good karma or something.

Work with your hands in the garden this week or otherwise dig up the dirt.

This sounds like I'm being given permission to gossip. Or at least given permission to find something to gossip about and that sounds like a lot more fun than gardening!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Pat on the back 4

You don't realize your own uniqueness. You use your imagination without any awareness of how creative and innovative your ideas really are.

Oh, Horoscope, you sweet talker!

Monday, May 4, 2009

The impossible dream 8

Life is demanding you do the impossible. Maybe you’re more amazing than you give yourself credit for being. When pressure is on, you perform magic tricks.

Funny. Spent the entire weekend watching Daughter as a magician in the ice show and I guess is my turn to do magic. Am I more amazing than I give myself credit for? Frankly, I'd have to be. I don't give myself that much credit.

You know what? I think I did perform a little magic today.