Diet

Don't worry. There will be a time and a place for you to pull up a chair and eat at the sweet banquet of success.

What?! Does that mean I don't get any success today? When will I get it, then? Am I just supposed to go hungry until the Universe decides I get to eat? I mean, sure I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I don't think forcing me on a diet is going to make that success banquet taste any sweeter.

Get that ball rolling 8

Nevertheless, nothing will happen unless you take the initiative and get the ball rolling.

I really wish I'd read this before Daughter and I went to an Open Call audition today and waited for over two hours before we got in to be seen because the people in charge screwed up the order of the sign in sheets. As much as I hate to speak up I finally did go say something and they put us in line but then were so screwed up that they kept holding everything up while they tried to figure out what the heck they were doing.

Pretty sure neither of us got cast.

Do your job!

Keep conversations short and sassy.

I'm guessing that the newspaper astrologist has weekend plans or is having a hard time pulling herself away from a really good novel or something because this has to be the most phoned-in half-assed horoscope I have ever had.