Planned spontaneity 2

Make a spontaneous call to a loved one to see how they're doing this evening.

I actually picked up the phone but it's not spontaneous now, is it? Now, it's deliberate. Now it's like I'm just checking in on someone so I have good karma or something.

Work with your hands in the garden this week or otherwise dig up the dirt.

This sounds like I'm being given permission to gossip. Or at least given permission to find something to gossip about and that sounds like a lot more fun than gardening!

Round and round we go 9

A gift of money will add more balance and stability to your finances under the Taurus Moon.

Of course it would. Unfortunately I checked 6 different horoscopes for Pisces today and not one of them had advice on how to get someone to give me a gift of money.

Unless I'm supposed to give a gift of money. Though I don't see how that will add balance and stability to my finances. Still, I have plans to do it anyway. And I did get a call for a potential gig this weekend.

Interesting.

Can you hear me now? 3

If you venture out under this evening's destiny-oriented Pisces Moon, you'll experience a karmic connection.

I ventured out tonight to work in the concession stand at the sparsely-attended Plymouth Whalers game and if tonight has anything to do with karma - I wonder what the hell I did wrong. Someone please tell me that it is NOT my destiny to serve up fried food and $7 beer.

Though one customer did comment - after I checked his ID to make sure he was buying his alcoholic beverage legally - that I look 28. Yeah, yeah, I know he was lying or blind or stupid or trying to get his beer for free (like I even HAVE that kind of authority) but ...28! I am accepting it and keeping it and there is nothing you can do stop me.

I should really wear my glasses more often.

Were the intrigue and the travel in my past life? 3

Lighting myrrh incense can coax a past life memory to the surface, and because Mars will move into karmic Scorpio today, you'll gain some surprising insights into how that lifetime is affecting you now.

I am soooooo glad I don't have any myrrh incense in the house because I'm pretty sure a past life memory would just freak me out. I don't mind karma or insights, even surprising ones, but I really don't need a mental image of me working as a maid or living in a hut with 10 kids in a time with no indoor plumbing or toothbrushes.

According to everything I've read when Mars moves into Scorpio it's all about ambition, travel, and intrigue. Ambition I've got, but my life is a little too suburban for any travel and intrigue. The closest thing to "intrigue" in my life is the obnoxious boy across the street who rings the doorbell and runs away and thinks I don't know that it's him. Though this evening I turned into Cranky Neighbor Lady and snuck around the back of my house and yelled "If you ring my doorbell again I will tell your parents!"

Daughter was at the front door when I yelled and when he and the other kids (who had probably goaded him into it) took off she yelled "You BETTER run!"

We are definitely a force to be reckoned with.