Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tune in

It’s not every day that someone is so astutely tuned in to you.

What does this mean? Is today one of those days where someone is NOT astutely tuned into me? Or is today the day that the rule is broken and someone IS astutely tuned into me? And will that person have a choice in the matter? Most days even I don't want to be astutely tuned into me and throwing that responsibility on an unsuspecting stranger is probably not going to make their day.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Not just helpful, EXTREMELY helpful 2

You will be extremely helpful to someone, and this will bring you happiness.

I do love being helpful. But I have no idea who I could be helping today as I have a day full of errands to run and don't really anticipate seeing anyone I know or having the opportunity to be of assistance.

Maybe it's a surprise!

The surprise was no surprise; I was not extremely helpful to anyone today. Well, except to myself. I got a lot done on my To-Do list and while it didn't bring me happiness, exactly, it did make me feel a little accomplished.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Good fortune...and stuff 8

You will hit a run of good fortune.

Let's hope I don't hurt it when I hit it. Because that would be the worst, wouldn't it? Hitting a run of good fortune, but hitting it SO hard that it is no longer recognizable as good fortune but is instead a twisted, broken, bleeding mess that needs immediate medical attention.

Really, I've been experiencing nothing but good fortune for months now. Is there more? Or is this horoscope late?

Even if you've never believed in fate, you're about to become aware of its existence. Circumstances that are supposedly beyond your control will put you in touch with someone you wouldn't have met if you hadn't been diverted -- so don't be mad if you lock the keys in the car.

Well, doesn't this sound promising? And it plays quite nicely with the "good fortune" from the other 'scope. And I do love it when I meet people I never expected to meet. It makes life so much more interesting.

OK, what does "good fortune" mean? Because, yes, the dress that my "sister" from the play I'm in put on hold for me did fit me and is perfect for the part; but I'm not sure I normally would have considered that "good fortune." Now I'm wondering if I should. I certainly wouldn't have found that dress on my own. Am I supposed to be counting all the little things for this run of good fortune? What about the fact that my daughter is mad at me because I don't let her do all the things her friends supposedly get to do? Is that BAD fortune? Or is that just part of being a parent and doesn't count either way?

I need a referee. Or an umpire. That's it; I need an umpire to call these plays. I need a Horoscope Umpire for a definitive ruling.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Makeup probably wouldn't hurt either.....3

Your sensitivity and style will earn you a high level of respect.

So, I guess I'd better dress up today.

Hmmmm, no one really commented on my "style" today. And I didn't feel all that sensitive as I forced my daughter to go on an audition that was outside her comfort zone. Perhaps I was respected from afar.

Yeah, that's it.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Here's the situation

You’ll feel a strong connection to a situation or person and may assign a mystical meaning to this resonance.

Oooooh, this sounds promising! Though I wonder if I'll "assign a mystical meaning" because this person is wearing a turban or something. That sounds like something I would do. I am wondering how I can feel a strong connection to a situation. I'm a little concerned because I keep reading about that guy on that stupid new reality show whose nickname is The Situation and, even if I don't meet him (which seems really unlikely), maybe I am going to meet someone who has given himself the nickname A Situation (which is a lame version of The Situation) and I'm not sure I really want to feel a strong connection to someone who would give himself a lame nickname.