Sunday, June 28, 2009

Asleep, awake, it's all the same

Wear white to bed to dispel the recurring nightmares you've been experiencing.

Nice.

As if I don't have enough to worry about, now I have to take responsibility for my nightmares, which I really don't recall in full detail, but have been disturbing enough to make me wake up before the alarm goes off and then just lay there....wondering how much more I can possibly fit into the days (and nights apparently) and isn't there ANY time off from decision making because that is all my nightmares contain - scheduling conflicts and responsibility.

Just like real life.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Happy Birthday Cancer!

Celebrate the people around you. When they are doing well, so are you.

I've been too busy celebrating the people around me to do anything else! Last week was Daughter's birthday, yesterday was Father's Day and today is Hubby's birthday. I am not doing justice to any of these celebrations; didn't even see Hubby before he left for work this morning.

Yesterday the kids and I planted flowers and cleaned up the front yard but all we did was create more work for dad - somehow - so today I am not doing anything except baking the man a cake and leaving him alone. That's the nicest thing I can do for him.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Why so needy? 2

You're in need of acknowledgement and the first person to deliver will hold a special place in your heart.

Thank you, Horoscope, for acknowledging my neediness. I'll let you know who that "special person" is.

Horoscope, you are an acknowledgement tease -- no one spoke up!

Monday, June 15, 2009

I'd like to reverse the charges 7

This is an exciting day. Stay on your toes. There will be a surprise reversal.

As I'm sitting here waiting waiting waiting for good news on any and all of the projects I've started, auditioned for, put out there, etc. I really don't need a reversal today. I can deal with your excitement, Horoscope, but most of the words I need to hear are "Yes!" and "We want to pay you a great deal of money!" not "No. Sorry."

However, there one situation that has been leaning towards no no no and I did send them an email this morning reminding them that I would like to hear yes yes yes so if THEY are the reversal then carry on. I'm sorry I doubted you.

There wasn't really a reversal today, but there was a surprise when I was informed I was chosen as a recurring extra in a film. There was also a little bit of panic as I realized that I'm going to need a LOT of help because someone has to get my kids to stuff while I'm working. Thankfully, people are saying Yes when I ask.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Prepare to act

If you do the same act every day for the next three months, your life will change in amazing ways.

Horoscope, did you mean to write 'action' this morning? That would be a little more understandable, even if I have no idea what the action is. I have even less of an idea of what the act is. Song and dance? Mime? Parody? Should I be watching America, You've Got Talent for clues? I'd like my life to change in amazing ways and if I need to perform a one-woman show every day for the next three months to make that happen, then so be it!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Great! I love ideas!

Your head is filled with fabulous, fun ideas. Maybe there are not enough hours in the day to do everything you want to do, but you accomplish what you need to do and you can try again tomorrow.

Just sitting here waiting for the fabulous, fun ideas to download......

Waiting.

Waiting.

Monday, June 8, 2009

To change or not to change

If you feel like changing yourself, that’s fine, but you might be just as happy if you don’t.

Really? That seems so unlike me. There's usually about one minute out of every day where I'm satisfied with myself and not working to change something.

Maybe I just need to stretch that minute out.....

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Shopping shouldn't be "memorable"

You have a hand in creating a memorable event for your friends and family.

The only thing I have planned for today is a trip to the mall with my kids and in-laws and I'm not sure I want it to turn into a "memorable event." Because it sounds like someone's going to get pushed down an escalator and that no matter how loudly I protest my innocence "I didn't see her when I turned around!" I will have been the cause.

Perhaps we should just stay home.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Might as well finish that bag now that it's open

You are aware of the temptations that exist, but your ability to resist them is strong.

Hmmm, not so sure. There is half a bag of Kettle Brand Krinkle Cut potato chips in my kitchen that would beg to differ.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Get thee to the hair salon

This is what you have been waiting for: a new star. Feel free to pursue the positive goals that ran through your mind during your downtime (and get that new hairdo).

What downtime? And what new hairdo? What's wrong with my hair?!?

At least include a picture!!!