Shopping shouldn't be "memorable"

You have a hand in creating a memorable event for your friends and family.

The only thing I have planned for today is a trip to the mall with my kids and in-laws and I'm not sure I want it to turn into a "memorable event." Because it sounds like someone's going to get pushed down an escalator and that no matter how loudly I protest my innocence "I didn't see her when I turned around!" I will have been the cause.

Perhaps we should just stay home.