Diet

Don't worry. There will be a time and a place for you to pull up a chair and eat at the sweet banquet of success.

What?! Does that mean I don't get any success today? When will I get it, then? Am I just supposed to go hungry until the Universe decides I get to eat? I mean, sure I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I don't think forcing me on a diet is going to make that success banquet taste any sweeter.