Tuesday, May 12, 2009

My next move is....2

If you do a little internet research tonight, you'll get a clear picture of your options, and from there, it will be easy to determine your next move.

Exactly what options am I supposed to be researching?! Horoscope, this is one of those times when you are clearly not providing enough information. Which of my many two-steps-forward-three-steps-back careers am I supposed to be digging up more info on tonight? I'm exhausted from all the research and the trying and the working and the worrying. How about you just send me a big fat check (thanks the little fat one, btw, I am grateful) and we'll call it good?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Planned spontaneity 2

Make a spontaneous call to a loved one to see how they're doing this evening.

I actually picked up the phone but it's not spontaneous now, is it? Now, it's deliberate. Now it's like I'm just checking in on someone so I have good karma or something.

Work with your hands in the garden this week or otherwise dig up the dirt.

This sounds like I'm being given permission to gossip. Or at least given permission to find something to gossip about and that sounds like a lot more fun than gardening!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Pat on the back 4

You don't realize your own uniqueness. You use your imagination without any awareness of how creative and innovative your ideas really are.

Oh, Horoscope, you sweet talker!

Monday, May 4, 2009

The impossible dream 8

Life is demanding you do the impossible. Maybe you’re more amazing than you give yourself credit for being. When pressure is on, you perform magic tricks.

Funny. Spent the entire weekend watching Daughter as a magician in the ice show and I guess is my turn to do magic. Am I more amazing than I give myself credit for? Frankly, I'd have to be. I don't give myself that much credit.

You know what? I think I did perform a little magic today.