Are incense stores open on Sunday evening? 2

Burn ocean incense to cleanse your aura and the atmosphere during an important conversation this evening.

IF I had had an important conversation this evening - and believe me I didn't, the most important conversation after 5 pm being me asking why Son was up past his bedtime playing Rock Band when I got home from skating carpool - I would not have had the necessary ocean incense on hand to cleanse my aura and the atmosphere.

Even if I owned ANY kind of incense (I don't) I can't imagine how the conversation would have gone down.

VIP: We need to discuss something important.

Me: Can you hang on a minute? I need to light some incense to cleanse the atmosphere before we get started.

I can understand the general "light incense" direction I get in a horoscope every once in a while but why the specific scent? And why ocean? And what does ocean incense smell like?

Once again I am reminded of a Seinfeld episode: I don't know the name of it but Kramer tries to create a cologne that recreates the scent of the ocean. I think Calvin Klein ends up creating "The Beach" and Kramer poses in his underwear. Yup, that's pretty much the plot as I recall it. Creating something with the scent of the ocean was pretty ludicrous then and seems equally ludicrous now.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night! 7

Venus' move into Leo will bring out your fun-loving side for the next six weeks. Wear blue or aqua to generate a sense of peace and balance, especially if you find yourself in the company of strangers tonight.

If my fun-loving side needs to be brought "out" - where the heck has it been? I'm pretty sure that I have liked fun up to today. Does this mean I'm only going to do things that are fun? That I'll get to have more fun? Because I have been looking for fun but it seems harder and harder to find.

I did wear aqua tonight, though not in the company of strangers. We got together with Husband's golfing buddies - all of whom he has worked with or for at one point in his career. We went downstairs to see the host's son play guitar and somehow ended up playing Rock Band with two high school boys. Just Husband and I; the rest of the guests were smart enough to just sit back and watch -- in horror and amazement, I'm sure. I have no idea what the boys thought of the 44-year old woman trying to sing Ballroom Blitz, but I'm pretty sure I saw them biting their lips to keep from laughing.