Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Don't you want me, baby? 1

Load up on the skepticism and apply it liberally to any 'great' new opportunity that comes your way. And remember that the harder someone pushes you to join in, the more likely it is that they have ulterior motives.

I feel like my life is a series of Seinfeld episodes. Today's episode is The Checks (#141, season 8 - where the cult of carpet cleaners doesn't want George) because I'm sitting her pouting that no one tried to pressure me into any 'great' new opportunities that weren't really great for me. No one pushed me to join anything! People, why don't you want me in your freaky little clubs?

Today WAS the kind of day where little things just seemed to work themselves out. It stopped raining so I could go for a walk. When I called for a hair appointment the receptionist asked "Would you like to come in on Saturday?" and my Book Club got postponed until next week - when I won't have to leave early because of carpool duty.

I liked today. But after reading my horoscope I feel like I'm missing out on something. Perhaps there would have been a great story about someone trying to talk me into running for office or something.

Bahahahahahahahaha!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish you would run for office! Hey, I think any of us could be VP these days, don't you? :-) I think you'd be more fun to watch on a debate team too!

Stacey said...

But then which Saturday Night Live member would be doing the impression of me? My fear is that it would be the fat guy!